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Wine slosh stains China’s South China Sea claims

Fox4 years ago3 years ago03 mins

China’s South China Sea claim found to be wine stain BEIJING, China, September 7th 2020 – The origins of China’s claims over the South China Sea have been found to be based on a wine stained map. A historian has confirmed that the original map on which China’s South China Sea claims are justified, was…

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China claims moon, world embraces our new celestial overlords

Fox4 years ago3 years ago05 mins

Beijing, China – Just when you thought that the Chinese Communist Party (CCP) ridiculous claims of sovereignty over far away places couldn’t get any more absurd, they’ve set their sights much higher, quite literally. As part of new posturing, apparently intended to distract China’s population amidst flooding, famine and and an economy in decline, the…

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UN renames South China Sea, China boils Ocean

Fox4 years ago3 years ago05 mins

TAIPEI, Taiwan – The Peoples Republic of China has been left high and dry after the UN proceeded with the renaming of the South China Sea to the “Formally Under China” Sea, or F U China for short. “F U China” was deliberately selected to send a strong message to Beijing, and was orchestrated by…

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North Korea nukes itself in defiance of sanctions

Fox4 years ago3 years ago06 mins

BUSAN, Korea, September 1st 2020 – North Korea has blown itself off the map, in what is seen as a direct attack on the international community’s refusal to recognise the regimes right to possess nuclear weapons. Leading up to the nuking of the entire country, the regime gave the international community just 24 hours to…

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