Beijing – In a haunting echo of history, China’s Great Wall 2.0 project stands as a modern-day monument to a dystopian reality. Shockingly, the rebuilt wall, intended to symbolize progress and unity, is already succumbing to decay, lasting less than two years – a stark contrast to the original Great Wall that endured for over…
Xinjiang, China – A lack of microchips are not the only shortage facing foreign electronics manufacturers, as fears rise that China is running out of Uyghur Muslim slave labour. After years of enslaving the population of China’s Muslim province Xinjiang into labour camps, combined with forced sterilisation of Uyghur Muslim women, China now faces a…
Beijing, China – Chinese authorities have denied that the country is experiencing widespread power outages, instead claiming that there is no problem, they just can’t find the light switch. “Somebody turned off the lights in our most populous cities, it’s just we’re having trouble finding the light switch in the dark” said one official, although…
Beijing China – China state media is reporting that the nation’s all-round nice guy “Chairman of everything”, Xi Jinping, will be taking time off from genocide, subjugation and the seizing of territory from neighbouring nations, to star as “Pooh” in the upcoming Winnie the Pooh movie. Such a move has come as a surprise to…
China’s South China Sea claim found to be wine stain BEIJING, China, September 7th 2020 – The origins of China’s claims over the South China Sea have been found to be based on a wine stained map. A historian has confirmed that the original map on which China’s South China Sea claims are justified, was…
Beijing, China – Just when you thought that the Chinese Communist Party (CCP) ridiculous claims of sovereignty over far away places couldn’t get any more absurd, they’ve set their sights much higher, quite literally. As part of new posturing, apparently intended to distract China’s population amidst flooding, famine and and an economy in decline, the…
TAIPEI, Taiwan – The Peoples Republic of China has been left high and dry after the UN proceeded with the renaming of the South China Sea to the “Formally Under China” Sea, or F U China for short. “F U China” was deliberately selected to send a strong message to Beijing, and was orchestrated by…
