{"id":776,"date":"2021-08-19T00:08:12","date_gmt":"2021-08-19T00:08:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost\/?p=776"},"modified":"2021-10-07T08:54:56","modified_gmt":"2021-10-07T08:54:56","slug":"panicked-stampede-at-sydney-airport-in-face-of-australian-military-takeover","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/foxthink.local\/panicked-stampede-at-sydney-airport-in-face-of-australian-military-takeover\/","title":{"rendered":"Panicked stampede at Sydney airport in face of Australian military takeover"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Sydney, Australia. August 19th 2021 –<\/strong> Sydney airport has been overrun with Australians and foreign nationals alike, desperate to escape the clutches of the Australian military as they take control of the city under the guise of COVID health mandates. Experts had expected a full authoritarian takeover of Australia’s largest city would take three months, however Sydney has fallen in only a matter of days. As the military sweeps to power the civil liberties of the Australian populous are crushed with stay-at-home orders and having all freedoms removed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Foreign powers, caught of guard by the speed at which Sydney has fallen to dictatorship, have sent in military evacuation flights to rescue their diplomatic staff and other citizens. “It’s crazy over there, the Australian Defence Force have swept to power so quickly we were caught off-guard. Sydney airport runway has been overrun with Australians desperate to escape the wrath of the military and police. We’re hearing stories of $5,000 fines for walking down the street, indiscriminate mask mandates and the unvaccinated being refused the necessities of life such as food and medical care.”<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Foreign governments have arranged evacuation flights from Australia for their nationals<\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n

Indonesia has offered to take on asylum seekers from Australia. An official said “normally boats packed with illegal asylum seekers carry people from Indonesia down to Australia, however we’re now seeing the boats come in the opposite direction as Australians desperately try to escape the clutches of their authoritarian government. Everyday we’re hearing of more troops being deployed into the cities to enforce so-called health-orders”<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

A coalition of authoritarian governments, including The Taliban in Afghanistan, Iran, North Korea, China and Russia have as denounced Australia’s actions, “this has to stop, the Australian government are making us look weak and comparatively democratic. We’re supposed to be the tyrannical governments, this has gone too far! We’re hearing our people say we’re soft, that life could be worse if they were in Australia.”<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Australians, having given up their gun rights long ago, are at the mercy of the authoritarian military government<\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n

The Australian government has indicated they may be willing to respect basic human rights in exchange for foreign aid, however a spokesman for the Taliban government in Afghanistan cast doubt on the dubious claim “we’ve seen it time and time again, the Australian government can’t be trusted at their word. All we ask is that the Australian government respect the rights of women and children. We’re fine if the Australian military take part in the odd public execution or stoning, however they need to respect the rights of Australians to access the basic necessities of life and offer amnesty to those who have opposed COVID restrictions and vaccine mandates.”<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

The Taliban have said they are off asylum to Australians, and advised those who can’t get out to make for the hills and wait out the conflict, “we’ve shown in Afghanistan with the American occupation that it’s possible to wait out a hostile military force, even if it takes 20 years.”<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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The Australian Defence Force has stepped up patrols of the Australian outback in an attempt to rein unlawful freedoms<\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Sydney, Australia. August 19th 2021 – Sydney airport has been overrun with Australians and foreign nationals alike, desperate to escape the clutches of the Australian military as they take control of the city under the guise of COVID health mandates. Experts had expected a full authoritarian takeover of Australia’s largest city would take three months,…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":778,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"twitterCardType":"","cardImageID":0,"cardImage":"","cardTitle":"","cardDesc":"","cardImageAlt":"","cardPlayer":"","cardPlayerWidth":0,"cardPlayerHeight":0,"cardPlayerStream":"","cardPlayerCodec":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[8,12,25,13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-776","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-australia","category-humour","category-oceania","category-satire"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/foxthink.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/776"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/foxthink.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/foxthink.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/foxthink.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/foxthink.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=776"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/foxthink.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/776\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":787,"href":"http:\/\/foxthink.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/776\/revisions\/787"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/foxthink.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/778"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/foxthink.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=776"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/foxthink.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=776"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/foxthink.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=776"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}