{"id":739,"date":"2021-08-12T12:56:45","date_gmt":"2021-08-12T12:56:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost\/?p=739"},"modified":"2021-10-07T08:54:56","modified_gmt":"2021-10-07T08:54:56","slug":"australia-to-become-an-american-penal-colony","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/foxthink.local\/australia-to-become-an-american-penal-colony\/","title":{"rendered":"Australia to become an American Penal Colony"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
Sydney Cove, Australia. August 12th 2021 –<\/strong> Australia, closed to tourism and with falling iron ore prices, has taken the bold step to return to it’s roots as a penal colony. For those unaware, in 1788 Australia was established as a penal colony, where English sent prisoners for outlandish crimes such as stealing a loaf of bread to feed their family.<\/p>\n\n\n\n The Australian Prime Minister explain, “with most Australians locked down in one way or another since early 2020 and strict exit bans preventing anyone with a pulse from leaving the country, we’ve already become an island prison. The next logical step is for us to start accepting prisoners from abroad, something we will of course charge for in order to fill the massive hole that the pandemic has left in the governments budget.”<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n When asked about the social impact of allowing convicts into the country, the Prime Minister quipped \u201cwe’re a nation of convicts, the new ones should fit right in with the rest of us, and besides, Australians have had quite enough of those brainiac successful Asian migrants making us all look bad, what we need are some Americans! With all the identify politics being taught in US schools, they should make even Australians feel smart.”<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n