{"id":486,"date":"2020-09-17T00:39:58","date_gmt":"2020-09-17T00:39:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost\/?p=486"},"modified":"2021-10-07T08:54:58","modified_gmt":"2021-10-07T08:54:58","slug":"plastic-bags-better-at-reducing-covid-19-transmission-than-masks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/foxthink.local\/plastic-bags-better-at-reducing-covid-19-transmission-than-masks\/","title":{"rendered":"Plastic bags better at reducing COVID-19 transmission than masks"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><strong>NEW YORK &#8211; <\/strong>Cutting edge research has shown that placing a plastic bag over your head is significantly more effective in reducing the spread of COVID-19 than medical grade face masks. While anecdotal evidence indicates the plastic bags have been linked to asphyxiation and ultimately death, researchers noted <em>&#8220;we remain very confident that no one who died of oxygen deprivation contracted COVID-19&#8221;.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Interestingly the study also found that wearing masks in addition to a plastic bag over your head did not improve the clinical outcome, as researchers noted that <em>&#8220;participants were still dead and remained that way with no  COVID-19 symptoms.&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>New York City, still reeling from high numbers of nursing home deaths, have mandated the wearing of plastic bags by all nursing home residents. Despite deaths spiralling out of control as a result of the requirement, city officials have been quick to celebrate that none have been caused by COVID-19. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image is-style-rounded\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-medium\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"199\" src=\"http:\/\/localhost\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/skulls-300x199.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-495\" srcset=\"http:\/\/foxthink.local\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/skulls-300x199.jpg 300w, http:\/\/foxthink.local\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/skulls-1024x681.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/foxthink.local\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/skulls-768x510.jpg 768w, http:\/\/foxthink.local\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/skulls-1536x1021.jpg 1536w, http:\/\/foxthink.local\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/skulls.jpg 1920w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><figcaption>Nobody who has died from asphyxiation has been found to have contracted COVID-19.<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>Delighted with the potential of the use of plastic bags to battle COVID-19, police have announced that instead of arresting anti-mask protestors or giving them a fine, they will instead force them to place a plastic bag on their head.<em>&#8220;We&#8217;ve tried this at several rallies already, and it really calmed down the situation<\/em>&#8221; commented one police chief after successfully quelling several riots.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>President Trump has supported the use of plastic-bags to stop the spread of the Pandemic saying<em> &#8220;I tried it briefly and it was good, so long as a clear plastic bag is used, you can still see where you&#8217;re going&#8221;<\/em>. Following Trump&#8217;s endorsement, Democrats and the mainstream media have denounced the research, whipping themself into a frenzy over conspiracy allegations that plastic bags are being used to kill protestors and minorities, arguing that enforced use of plastic bags has led to morgues filling up across the country.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>NEW YORK &#8211; Cutting edge research has shown that placing a plastic bag over your head is significantly more effective in reducing the spread of COVID-19 than medical grade face masks. 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