{"id":432,"date":"2020-09-09T06:24:55","date_gmt":"2020-09-09T06:24:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost\/?p=432"},"modified":"2021-10-07T08:55:24","modified_gmt":"2021-10-07T08:55:24","slug":"big-pharma-vaccines-will-kill-less-people-than-covid-19-has","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/foxthink.local\/big-pharma-vaccines-will-kill-less-people-than-covid-19-has\/","title":{"rendered":"Big Pharma: Vaccines will kill less people than COVID-19 has"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
BOSTON, Massachusetts – <\/strong>The pharmaceutical company behind the first US-based COVID-19 vaccine have rushed to assure the public that “deaths resulting from immunisation should be of an acceptable level”.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n The vaccine is known as V<\/span>accine for I<\/span>mmunisation of C<\/span>OVID T<\/span>argetting I<\/span>mproved M<\/span>ortality, or “VICTIM” for short, has been rushed out of the lab so fast the company barely had time to put a cork in the test tube. <\/p>\n\n\n\n A spokesperson said, “in the US there have been approximately 200,000 out of 6.3 million known infections, which is a death rate of about 3%. By comparison, our vaccine which we’ve hastily developed and rushed through trials, is predicted to have a death rate or 1%, maybe 2% tops! Now, I don’t know about you, but that’s better than the lottery and I like those odds!”<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n When asked about the death and success rates, the spokesperson said “death rate is such a harsh phrase, we prefer to include those that experience an end-of-life event as a result of the VICTIM vaccine as a successful outcome, I mean clearly they won’t be catching coronavirus once they’re dead, so the vaccine will have done it’s job”<\/em>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n