{"id":309,"date":"2020-09-04T02:26:42","date_gmt":"2020-09-04T02:26:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost\/?p=309"},"modified":"2021-10-07T08:55:25","modified_gmt":"2021-10-07T08:55:25","slug":"putin-found-hiding-in-ballot-box-trump-implicated","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/foxthink.local\/putin-found-hiding-in-ballot-box-trump-implicated\/","title":{"rendered":"Putin found hiding in ballot box, Trump implicated"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

PHOENIX, Arizona, September 4th 2020 – <\/strong>Photos of Russian President Vladimir Putin hiding in a ballot box while wearing a MAGA cap at the 2016 US presidential elections have been leaked online, providing further evidence of Russian interference in US elections. A spokesperson said “we knew there was Russian inside interference, but didn’t expect they were literally hiding in ballot boxes! This all goes to show that Trump really did steal the election from Hillary.”<\/em> It’s suspected that Putin and his comrades changed votes as they were cast in an attempt to remain under the radar of authorities.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A commentator commented “this has definitely reignited the debate over the benefits of electronic voting, I mean we know for sure that even the smallest Russians can’t fit inside an electronic voting machine.”<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Exhibit A: Russians have a history of hiding inside things, Russian Dolls are considered undeniable evidence of Russian meddling in US elections.<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n

Concern has spread to locked up postal service mail boxes and whether they could be harbouring Russian spies laying in wait for the 2020 presidential election. Democrats have said “this changes everything, I mean, we thought that with universal mail-in voting we could manipulate the vote, but if Russian’ have taken up positions within the USPS mail box infrastructure then all bets are off. We know that Putin and Trump are buddies, so there is little doubt that there will be mass voter fraud that is of no benefit to the Democrat party.”<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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It is thought that making mail boxes smaller will make it more difficult for Russian agents to hide in them, thereby increasing the legitimacy of universal mail-in voting.<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n

The Russian ambassador to the US has denied claims that Russians interfered in the US elections, stating “just because you find a few Russians hiding in ballot boxes is meaningless and doesn’t prove anything, how do you know they’re even Russian? That guy in the photo circulating online wasn’t even Putin, I know because our President was inspecting the troops in Crimea that day in celebration of our successful invasion. There could have been any number of reasons our agents, I mean, those people, were in the ballot boxes, perhaps they were US Federal Election Commission officials ensuring the integrity of the vote?”<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

President Trump has refused calls for a do-over, citing that the 2020 elections are only months away.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

PHOENIX, Arizona, September 4th 2020 – Photos of Russian President Vladimir Putin hiding in a ballot box while wearing a MAGA cap at the 2016 US presidential elections have been leaked online, providing further evidence of Russian interference in US elections. A spokesperson said “we knew there was Russian inside interference, but didn’t expect they…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":335,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"twitterCardType":"","cardImageID":0,"cardImage":"","cardTitle":"","cardDesc":"","cardImageAlt":"","cardPlayer":"","cardPlayerWidth":0,"cardPlayerHeight":0,"cardPlayerStream":"","cardPlayerCodec":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[26,12,13,18],"tags":[15],"class_list":["post-309","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-americas","category-humour","category-satire","category-usa","tag-satire"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/foxthink.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/309"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/foxthink.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/foxthink.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/foxthink.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/foxthink.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=309"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/foxthink.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/309\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":353,"href":"http:\/\/foxthink.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/309\/revisions\/353"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/foxthink.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/335"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/foxthink.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=309"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/foxthink.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=309"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/foxthink.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=309"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}