{"id":259,"date":"2020-09-03T22:57:18","date_gmt":"2020-09-03T22:57:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost\/?p=259"},"modified":"2021-10-07T08:55:25","modified_gmt":"2021-10-07T08:55:25","slug":"australia-torches-forests-as-climate-change-battle-escalates","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/foxthink.local\/australia-torches-forests-as-climate-change-battle-escalates\/","title":{"rendered":"Australia torches forests as climate change battle escalates"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
SYDNEY, Australia – <\/strong>The Australian Federal government has announced an ambitious plan to stop climate change in it’s tracks. The Prime Minister said in today’s announcement “apparently dead plants and trees in state forests can be burned by fire, I mean this is some really cutting edge science. Logically pre-emptively torching our state forests means no fires, the simplicity is brilliant!”<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n One journalist asked at today’s press conference why the government didn’t just remove dead wood “there is no dead wood in our party, we’re all working hard to serve the Australian public… oh you mean dead wood in the forests? Right well, apparently that’s really hard to do, so we thought f*ck it, just burn the lot. If there is nothing to burn, we’ll be safe from bush fires; just look at some of our wonderful outback, not a tree in sight for miles, but also no fires! Am I right or what? That’s rhetorical, don’t answer that!”<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n