{"id":1365,"date":"2021-11-08T19:08:01","date_gmt":"2021-11-08T19:08:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost\/?p=1365"},"modified":"2021-11-08T19:09:39","modified_gmt":"2021-11-08T19:09:39","slug":"vp-kamala-harris-to-star-as-the-the-wicked-witch-of-the-west","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/foxthink.local\/vp-kamala-harris-to-star-as-the-the-wicked-witch-of-the-west\/","title":{"rendered":"VP Kamala Harris to star as the the Wicked Witch of the West"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><strong>Kansas, USA &#8211; <\/strong>Vice President Kamala Harris is to take on the role of the Wicked Witch of the West in the upcoming remake of &#8220;The Wizard of Oz&#8221; movie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The Producer was ecstatic, <strong><em>&#8220;we searched the nation auditioning to find an actor with the best witchy cackle in the country to play the part of the Wicket Witch of the West. I&#8217;d nearly given up when I heard VP Harris cackling away on CNN and knew we just had to have her play the part.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong><em>&#8220;We&#8217;re confident that Ms Harris is already experienced in working in the make-believe land of identity politics, so should feel right at home on set.<\/em><\/strong> <em><strong>She also has previous experience working with paid child actors in her recent NASA video series.&#8221;<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The modern version of the Wizard of Oz is to be filled with parallels to real life, featuring illegal migrants crossing the US border as they make their way to Kansas via the Texas boarder. The yellow brick road will be symbolic of the monetary compensation the migrants will receive from the Biden administration for separation from their at families. Like her present day roll as border czar, in the movie the Wicked Witch of the West tries to stop the illegal migrants crossing the US border without success.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It is understood the Producer is now lobbying President Biden to play the great Oz <strong><em>&#8220;we can provide everything he needs to be comfortable, a Teleprompter for his lines, and afternoon nap times, we just need someone who the audience will immediately recognise as a bumbling conman.&#8221;<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kansas, USA &#8211; Vice President Kamala Harris is to take on the role of the Wicked Witch of the West in the upcoming remake of &#8220;The Wizard of Oz&#8221; movie. The Producer was ecstatic, &#8220;we searched the nation auditioning to find an actor with the best witchy cackle in the country to play the part&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1373,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"twitterCardType":"","cardImageID":0,"cardImage":"","cardTitle":"","cardDesc":"","cardImageAlt":"","cardPlayer":"","cardPlayerWidth":0,"cardPlayerHeight":0,"cardPlayerStream":"","cardPlayerCodec":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[26,13,18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1365","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-americas","category-satire","category-usa"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/foxthink.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1365"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/foxthink.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/foxthink.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/foxthink.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/foxthink.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1365"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/foxthink.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1365\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1375,"href":"http:\/\/foxthink.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1365\/revisions\/1375"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/foxthink.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1373"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/foxthink.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1365"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/foxthink.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1365"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/foxthink.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1365"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}