{"id":1270,"date":"2021-10-13T02:19:52","date_gmt":"2021-10-13T02:19:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost\/?p=1270"},"modified":"2021-10-13T02:23:11","modified_gmt":"2021-10-13T02:23:11","slug":"your-body-our-choice-abortion-clinics-to-require-no-choice-vaccinations","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/foxthink.local\/your-body-our-choice-abortion-clinics-to-require-no-choice-vaccinations\/","title":{"rendered":"Your body, our choice: Abortion clinics to require no-choice vaccinations"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

California, USA – <\/strong>The “Discard Embryos Abortion Termination Hospitals of America Foundation”, also known as the “DEATH of America Foundation”, or simply DEATH, have said effective immediately all patients must be vaccinated before undergoing “treatment” to terminate their unborn definitely-not-a-person-yet non-baby.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A spokesperson for DEATH of America said “Vaccination isn’t a question of choice, it’s a question of public health. We like to think of ourselves as a pro-choice-no-choice facility; we’re pro-choice when it comes to a pregnant woman’s decision to terminate an unwanted life, and no-choice when it comes to requiring that those same pregnant woman are vaccinated. Just because it’s your body, doesn’t mean it’s always your choice. Essentially what we’re saying is that you can choose what you take out of your body, but we’ll choose what goes in.”<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

“Of course if everyone took a little more care in deciding what went into their bodies, there may be less abortions to begin with, which would be terrible for business. We feel abortion should be the first line of defence in ensuring there are no unwanted babies.”<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

The President of DEATH of America clarified the organisation’s stance. “When it comes to mandatory vaccinations, it’s a question of safety of our staff and patients. The best way we can respect women’s rights is by ensuring everyone is vaccinated. We have an obligation to ensure that the only thing dying in our clinics are unborn fetuses, not that the unborn are actually people or alive in any meaningful way to begin with, as we all know they’re not people until they’re born, which we are working hard to ensure never happens.”<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

We look forward to hearing more about the future policies of DEATH of America, and will continue to monitor developments in their highly rational and well thought out pro-choice-no-choice policy and support for ethical vaccine development.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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California, USA – The “Discard Embryos Abortion Termination Hospitals of America Foundation”, also known as the “DEATH of America Foundation”, or simply DEATH, have said effective immediately all patients must be vaccinated before undergoing “treatment” to terminate their unborn definitely-not-a-person-yet non-baby. A spokesperson for DEATH of America said “Vaccination isn’t a question of choice, it’s…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1290,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"twitterCardType":"","cardImageID":0,"cardImage":"","cardTitle":"","cardDesc":"","cardImageAlt":"","cardPlayer":"","cardPlayerWidth":0,"cardPlayerHeight":0,"cardPlayerStream":"","cardPlayerCodec":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[26,13,18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1270","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-americas","category-satire","category-usa"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/foxthink.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1270"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/foxthink.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/foxthink.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/foxthink.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/foxthink.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1270"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/foxthink.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1270\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1300,"href":"http:\/\/foxthink.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1270\/revisions\/1300"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/foxthink.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1290"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/foxthink.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1270"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/foxthink.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1270"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/foxthink.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1270"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}