{"id":1066,"date":"2021-09-30T20:49:57","date_gmt":"2021-09-30T20:49:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost\/?p=1066"},"modified":"2021-10-07T08:54:28","modified_gmt":"2021-10-07T08:54:28","slug":"australian-police-display-bodies-of-protestors-as-warning-to-others","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/foxthink.local\/australian-police-display-bodies-of-protestors-as-warning-to-others\/","title":{"rendered":"Australian police display bodies of protestors as warning to others"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Melbourne, Australia – <\/strong>The Melbourne Police have hung the dead bodies of several protestors at the city’s Shrine of Remembrance war memorial as a warning to others who would consider joining the widespread protests that have gripped the city. The chief of police admitted to the press “we saw the Taliban hanging dead bodies and thought it was a great idea, just cracking! I admit however that given we are aiming to be the worlds foremost police state, we’re rather embarrassed we didn’t think of it first; if we keep working hard to suppress the population, we know we’ll be a world leader in police brutality one day.”<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

The Melbourne police have committed to doubling the body count displayed by the Taliban, meaning the bodies of eight protestors will be hung at the Shrine. Police insist that the deaths of protestors is entirely benign, and are not the result of police brutality, declaring that “it’s obvious these dead protestors died of COVID-19, while just so happening to also have extensive bruising, internal bleeding and bullet wounds”.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

The Premier has responded to criticisms that the handing of dead bodies at the sacred shrine commemorating fallen Australian soldiers, “it’s a shrine built in the memory of the dead, so we think it’s rather fitting the bodies of terrorists and rioters be hung at the Shrine. Where else would you rather we display bodies? On the Eureka Tower? The West Gate bridge? These locations are all under consideration, but given the urgency to suppress speech and peaceful assembly, we wanted to start somewhere.”<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Once the bodies decompose, the skulls will be permanently displayed at the Shrine, so the population will never forget the futility of questioning government authority<\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n

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Melbourne, Australia – The Melbourne Police have hung the dead bodies of several protestors at the city’s Shrine of Remembrance war memorial as a warning to others who would consider joining the widespread protests that have gripped the city. The chief of police admitted to the press “we saw the Taliban hanging dead bodies and…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1070,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"twitterCardType":"","cardImageID":0,"cardImage":"","cardTitle":"","cardDesc":"","cardImageAlt":"","cardPlayer":"","cardPlayerWidth":0,"cardPlayerHeight":0,"cardPlayerStream":"","cardPlayerCodec":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[8,12,25,13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1066","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-australia","category-humour","category-oceania","category-satire"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/foxthink.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1066"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/foxthink.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/foxthink.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/foxthink.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/foxthink.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1066"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/foxthink.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1066\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1072,"href":"http:\/\/foxthink.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1066\/revisions\/1072"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/foxthink.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1070"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/foxthink.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1066"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/foxthink.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1066"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/foxthink.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1066"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}