{"id":1060,"date":"2021-09-30T11:36:47","date_gmt":"2021-09-30T11:36:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost\/?p=1060"},"modified":"2021-10-07T08:54:28","modified_gmt":"2021-10-07T08:54:28","slug":"government-to-require-all-citizens-be-fitted-with-permanent-iv-line-for-easy-booster-shots","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/foxthink.local\/government-to-require-all-citizens-be-fitted-with-permanent-iv-line-for-easy-booster-shots\/","title":{"rendered":"Government to require all citizens be fitted with permanent IV line for easy booster shots"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
The government has today announced today that those receiving the COVID-19 vaccine will now receive a permanent IV line to make booster shots and the application of other government mandated drugs nearly effortless. The Chief Medical Advisor to the Government explained: “given the need for frequent booster shots at ever decreasing intervals, we’ve decided that we might as well just give everyone a permanent IV line. This is a groundbreaking development, and means we’ll be able to offer weekly or even dailyboosters to all ‘Valid’ citizens.”<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n When asked how to determine which citizens were “Valid” and which “Invalid”, he explained “Valid citizens are those who are fitted with a permanent IV line and are up to date with all government required drugs. As we speak we are working on a list of medications which will be required to maintain a ‘Valid’ status.”<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n