Copenhagen, Denmark. September 14th 2021 – Western governments around the world have condemned Denmark for permitting their citizens too much freedom by removing all remaining COVID restrictions, including vaccine passports.
US President Biden commented“how can the Danes call themself a democracy? They’re crazy, I mean, in Denmark people can just walk around unvaccinated, without a mark, unsocially distanced! These kinds of freedoms will sow seeds of liberty in the minds of other Western Liberal Democracies, and could lead to all kinds of freedom.”
Disturbingly Denmark is not the only country removing restrictions, as Sweden is similarly poised to follow suit in returning to the old normal. The UK has also said they have ruled out domestic vaccine passports.
The Australian government has censored reports of freedoms in Denmark so as not to give Australians unfounded notions of freedom as they remain stranded in their homes under COVID stay-at-home orders. “Just look at the UK, they’re close to committing to no vaccine passports. These kinds of freedoms can only lead to no-good, we need to ensure voters remain frightened of COVID and dependent on the government so they do what they’re told, after all, we are trying to run a democracy here!”
“Fortunately, it appears democracy contagion is contained more effectively than COVID, so we’re hopeful that these freedoms are limited to the Nordic countries.”
