The government has today announced today that those receiving the COVID-19 vaccine will now receive a permanent IV line to make booster shots and the application of other government mandated drugs nearly effortless. The Chief Medical Advisor to the Government explained: “given the need for frequent booster shots at ever decreasing intervals, we’ve decided that we might as well just give everyone a permanent IV line. This is a groundbreaking development, and means we’ll be able to offer weekly or even dailyboosters to all ‘Valid’ citizens.”
When asked how to determine which citizens were “Valid” and which “Invalid”, he explained “Valid citizens are those who are fitted with a permanent IV line and are up to date with all government required drugs. As we speak we are working on a list of medications which will be required to maintain a ‘Valid’ status.”
Another unelected health bureaucrat gave further details, “it is important to the Government that the public avoid dangerous activities such as critical thinking and exercising freedom of thought, so several highly addictive psychosis drugs will be added to the list of required medications. This cocktail of medications is intended to keep the population, happy, docile, compliant, and most importantly, dependent on the current administration.”
