Paris, France. September 23rd, 2021 – France, Estonia and Denmark announced their departure from the European Union today, in a move mirroring that of the UK in 2020. The group of countries said that they were so impressed with the UK’s exit that they would join them in creating the new France, UK, Estonia, Denmark trading block, simply known as FUKED.
“We feel leaving the EU and becoming a FUKED country is the best path forward for us, both socially, politically and economically. The UK’s experience with COVID19 restrictions has shown that we can achieve authoritarianism without being a member of the EU. In away, we always felt FUKED even when we were a member of the EU.”
The block have announced they will spend £100 million on an advertising campaign, with the slogan “We’re FUKED”.
The EU has responded angrily to the move and imposed economic and political sanctions on the block, leading to speculation that if FUKED countries weren’t before, they are now.
