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President Trump Dead. Twitter rejects dying wish, cites terms-of-service

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WASHINGTON DC, September 24th 2020 – President Trump died suddenly while watching seven hours of TV today, throwing the country into even more turmoil than normal. Shortly before his passing, President Trump tweeted “MY MOST FERVENT WISH IS THAT THE NEXT PRESIDENT-ELECT BE A REPUBLICAN”, however Twitter blocked his tweet for violating their terms of…

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A long time ago, in a republic far far away…. Trump!

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It is a period of civil war. Far leftists supporters of Democrat Presidential Nominee Biden, striking from woke urban city centers, have won their first victory against the evil Trump Administration. During the peaceful riots, Antifa spies managed to steal evidence of Trump’s Russian collusion. Pursued by Trump’s sinister Department of Homeland Security agents, Biden…

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