August 17, 2024 – The Capital Swap Nobody Saw Coming In a plot twist more suited to a satirical novel than real life, Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky and his armed forces have somehow ended up in Moscow after a triumphant march from Kursk. Not to be outdone, Russian President Vladimir Putin, buoyed by his successes…
Wellington, NZ — In a bold move that has left politicians and volcanologists alike scratching their heads, New Zealand’s government announced today that it will relocate Parliament to the active volcanic island of White Island. The decision comes as part of a new initiative to “bring the heat” to political discussions. The Prime Minister stated,…
Washington D.C., USA. August 21st, 2021 – The Food and Drug Administration (FDA) have approved a lethal dose of cyanide as a 100% effective for COVID19. Trials of cyanide were undertaken on the January 6th “DC riot” detainees, who are responsible for storming the Capitol, with results published in prestigious medical journal “The Gulag”. Someone…
Singapore. August 6th 2020 – If you’ve managed to hang on to more than one real-life friend over the course of the 2020 and 2021 COVID19 restrictions and live in Singapore, you’re going to have to get vaccinated. The Singaporean government, a shining beacon of democracy in South East Asia, is politely mandating that you…
Sydney, Australia – The Australian government, faced with the threat of unapproved speech, radical notions of freedom of expression and calls for democracy, will deploy the Army on to the streets of Sydney. The federal government has said they are “saddened that the military’s annual inclusivity rainbow finger-painting exercises had to be brought to a…
Ontario, Canada. April 1st 2021 – The government today announced the launch of the new education program, which will require all children from the age of 4 to attend boarding schools until their 18th birthday, far away form the dangers of parental bias. The new program will be known as Child Freedom through Advanced Research…
It is a period of civil war. Far leftists supporters of Democrat Presidential Nominee Biden, striking from woke urban city centers, have won their first victory against the evil Trump Administration. During the peaceful riots, Antifa spies managed to steal evidence of Trump’s Russian collusion. Pursued by Trump’s sinister Department of Homeland Security agents, Biden…
