August 17, 2024 – The Capital Swap Nobody Saw Coming In a plot twist more suited to a satirical novel than real life, Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky and his armed forces have somehow ended up in Moscow after a triumphant march from Kursk. Not to be outdone, Russian President Vladimir Putin, buoyed by his successes…
Sydney, Australia – The safely subjugated and imprisoned population of the state of New South Wales are mourning the shock resignation of the State Premier, the architect of Sydney’s police state. News of the resignation due to a corruption inquiry came as a complete shock, as many had assumed the Premier was entirely above the…
Washington D.C., USA. August 21st, 2021 – The Food and Drug Administration (FDA) have approved a lethal dose of cyanide as a 100% effective for COVID19. Trials of cyanide were undertaken on the January 6th “DC riot” detainees, who are responsible for storming the Capitol, with results published in prestigious medical journal “The Gulag”. Someone…
Washington DC. August 8th 2021 – New research revealed today by the Chief Medical Advisor to the President, has confirmed that owning a gun is now more fatal than COVID19. Speaking on the condition anonymity, the Chief Medical Advisor explained “now, when someone dies, we check if they are positive for COVID19, and if they…
Singapore. August 6th 2020 – If you’ve managed to hang on to more than one real-life friend over the course of the 2020 and 2021 COVID19 restrictions and live in Singapore, you’re going to have to get vaccinated. The Singaporean government, a shining beacon of democracy in South East Asia, is politely mandating that you…
New York, USA – The mayor of New York today launched the newly created “woke-pass”, an smartphone app designed to ensure “equity” for all residents. The woke-pass issues “woke-points” to the holder based on their level of oppression, with all businesses required to prioritise customers and patrons accordingly. As part of the new woke-pass, the…
Sydney, Australia – The Australian government, faced with the threat of unapproved speech, radical notions of freedom of expression and calls for democracy, will deploy the Army on to the streets of Sydney. The federal government has said they are “saddened that the military’s annual inclusivity rainbow finger-painting exercises had to be brought to a…
Berlin, Germany – July 15th, 2021. To address concerns by sophisticated urbanites that the unvaccinated, who everyone knows are mostly uneducated rural peasants that lack the basic elements of humanity, a new “National Harmony” or Nuremberg bill has been introduced into the German parliament, the Bundestag. This new legislation will require that all adults who…
Canberra, Australia – July 2nd 2021. The Australian federal government has launched it’s “no-jab, no-vote” initiative today, ensuring the safety of COVID19 vaccinated Australian voters from the unvaccinated. The no-jab no-vote initiative is modelled on the government’s successful no-jab, no-pay policy which withholds government assistance from parents who refuse to immunise their children. “I think…
Ontario, Canada. April 1st 2021 – The government today announced the launch of the new education program, which will require all children from the age of 4 to attend boarding schools until their 18th birthday, far away form the dangers of parental bias. The new program will be known as Child Freedom through Advanced Research…
