Christmas Island, Australia. September 3rd, 2021 – The Australian Government today announced that Australians who refused to be vaccinated will be relocated to labour camps “for their own safety”. The labour camps will be set up on Christmas Island, an Australian territory approximately 1500km (1000 miles) northwest of the mainland, at the site of the…
Sydney, Australia. August 19th 2021 – Sydney airport has been overrun with Australians and foreign nationals alike, desperate to escape the clutches of the Australian military as they take control of the city under the guise of COVID health mandates. Experts had expected a full authoritarian takeover of Australia’s largest city would take three months,…
Sydney Cove, Australia. August 12th 2021 – Australia, closed to tourism and with falling iron ore prices, has taken the bold step to return to it’s roots as a penal colony. For those unaware, in 1788 Australia was established as a penal colony, where English sent prisoners for outlandish crimes such as stealing a loaf…
Sydney, Australia – The Australian government, faced with the threat of unapproved speech, radical notions of freedom of expression and calls for democracy, will deploy the Army on to the streets of Sydney. The federal government has said they are “saddened that the military’s annual inclusivity rainbow finger-painting exercises had to be brought to a…
Canberra, Australia – July 2nd 2021. The Australian federal government has launched it’s “no-jab, no-vote” initiative today, ensuring the safety of COVID19 vaccinated Australian voters from the unvaccinated. The no-jab no-vote initiative is modelled on the government’s successful no-jab, no-pay policy which withholds government assistance from parents who refuse to immunise their children. “I think…
SYDNEY, Australia – The Australian Federal government has announced an ambitious plan to stop climate change in it’s tracks. The Prime Minister said in today’s announcement “apparently dead plants and trees in state forests can be burned by fire, I mean this is some really cutting edge science. Logically pre-emptively torching our state forests means…
Australian state and territory governments have lobbied the federal government to fund building a border wall around the state of Victoria
