Sydney – In a stunning display of democratic innovation, Australia has unveiled a groundbreaking amendment to its voting system that has left citizens both amused and befuddled. The Land Down Under, known for its unique wildlife and unapologetically bizarre politics, has once again raised eyebrows with a voting reform that ties the sacred act of…
Canberra, Australia – In a move that has left Australians scratching their heads, Prime Minister is steering the nation into uncharted democratic waters with a proposal that introduces a mind-bending paradox. Brace yourselves, because Australia is seriously contemplating a national referendum on the very concept of holding referendums, and it turns out, breaking free from…
Wellington – In a master-stroke of progressive legislating, the New Zealand government has eliminated gun crime by making the purchase, sale and ownership of guns illegal. The Prime Minister boasted “with no legal way to obtain or own guns, we’ve obviously removed all means by which criminals can acquire guns. Surely even the most hardened…
Wellington, New Zealand – The New Zealand government is asking everyone to take selfie while they are being vaccinated as their “proof-of-vaccination”. A Ministry of Health spokesman commented “We thought about creating our own app, but by the time the bureaucracy actually managed to create an app, the pandemic would have been over. We estimated…
Auckland, New Zealand – The mild-mannered New Zealand Police have been criticised by their Aussie counterparts for the lack of violence dished out on New Zealanders protesting lock-downs recently, calling on the New Zealand authorities to ruthlessly suppress any who dare to attempt peaceful assembly in the future. “The New Zealand police are making Australia…
Sydney, Australia – The safely subjugated and imprisoned population of the state of New South Wales are mourning the shock resignation of the State Premier, the architect of Sydney’s police state. News of the resignation due to a corruption inquiry came as a complete shock, as many had assumed the Premier was entirely above the…
Melbourne, Australia – The Melbourne Police have hung the dead bodies of several protestors at the city’s Shrine of Remembrance war memorial as a warning to others who would consider joining the widespread protests that have gripped the city. The chief of police admitted to the press “we saw the Taliban hanging dead bodies and…
Melbourne, Australia – Police have denounced the violent undertone of protestors’ excessive peacefulness during this weeks freedom rallies in Melbourne. The chief of police gave a scalding rebuke of the hate-filled ultra-right-wing peaceful assembly, “what is wrong with these protestors and their excessive peacefulness?! We spray them with pepper-spray, they do nothing. We shoot them…
Devonport, New Zealand – After decades of planning by the most brilliant minds that the New Zealand Armed Forces can muster, the Navy has committed to replacing the country’s two Anzac class vessels with ten heavily armed frigates. The Minister of Defence explained “with the same money, we could have afforded one conventional frigate from…
Melbourne, Australia – Tired of the escalating demonstrations on the streets of Melbourne, where anti-vaccination and anti-lockdown protestors from the construction industry have continuously outsmarted the states dimwitted and generally overweight police, the Victorian state government has requested the Galactic Empire to deploy Storm Troopers onto the streets of the state capital. The chief of…
