BUSAN, Korea, September 1st 2020 – North Korea has blown itself off the map, in what is seen as a direct attack on the international community’s refusal to recognise the regimes right to possess nuclear weapons. Leading up to the nuking of the entire country, the regime gave the international community just 24 hours to…
Minneapolis, August 31st 2020 – After months of peaceful riots across multiple US cities, BLM has demanded that the government pay reparations for the damage inflicted on affected black communities. “The government forced us to burn down local businesses and communities, so they should pay reparations to all Blacks who have lost property and their…
Brussels, August 31st 2020 – The EU has moved to ban the use of ibuprofen for headaches after an ill-informed endorsement by US President Trump. In an interview after the Republican National Convention last week, Trump admitted that the Democrat state governors’ handling of the BLM peaceful riots had given him a headache. When a…
WELLINGTON, New Zealand, August 30th, 2020 – The New Zealand Government has announced 14 consecutive days of no new COVID-19 cases, just two weeks after all testing was halted. Naively speaking on the condition of anonymity, the Prime Minister said “these tests have been making us look bad for weeks! I mean, there we were…
Australian nbn national broadband network dug up for scrap metal CANBERRA, Australia, August 29th 2020 – Amid soaring copper prices and a huge budget deficit, the Australian Government has instructed the National Broadband Network (the ‘nbn’) to to dig up all their copper cabling to cash in on the scrap metal value of the network….
Australian state and territory governments have lobbied the federal government to fund building a border wall around the state of Victoria
The NZ Navy has commissioned the HMNZS Te Row Row, a Dinghy class vessel.
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