In a decision that has stunned both art lovers and toast enthusiasts alike, the Australian government has announced plans to demolish the iconic Sydney Opera House and replace it with a 70-meter tall Vegemite jar. “It’s time for Australia to embrace its true cultural heritage,” said Prime Minister Sheila “Sheo” O’Vegemite during a press conference…
Canberra, Australia – In a move that has left Australians scratching their heads, Prime Minister is steering the nation into uncharted democratic waters with a proposal that introduces a mind-bending paradox. Brace yourselves, because Australia is seriously contemplating a national referendum on the very concept of holding referendums, and it turns out, breaking free from…
New Delhi – In a plot twist that could either be a diplomatic masterpiece, the “Five ‘I’s” have burst onto the international scene in a blatant attempt to upend the standing of the “Five Eyes” nations of Australia, Canada, New Zealand, the United Kingdom and the United States. The “5 I’s” alliance, featuring India, Indonesia,…
In a plot twist that even the best satirists couldn’t cook up, African nations are throwing their hats into the reparations ring, demanding billions in compensation for the British blockade that ended the Atlantic slave trade. Representatives from the African Union argue that the blockade, which forced the end of the transatlantic slave trade by…
Wellington – In a master-stroke of progressive legislating, the New Zealand government has eliminated gun crime by making the purchase, sale and ownership of guns illegal. The Prime Minister boasted “with no legal way to obtain or own guns, we’ve obviously removed all means by which criminals can acquire guns. Surely even the most hardened…
ISLAMABAD – BRICS has announced that the group would be renamed to PRICS after Pakistan was confirmed as replacing Brazil in the group of 5 countries. The loose coalition of countries that comprise PRICS, namely Pakistan, Russia, India, China and South Africa, confirmed that the new group naming better represented their values and what they…
Cambridge – In a groundbreaking linguistic development, English has announced plans to add more letters to its alphabet to accommodate the ever-expanding LGBTQI+ community. Linguists, in a move described as both progressive and excessively complicated, have decided that the existing 26 letters are simply not enough to capture the diversity of gender identities and sexual…
Beijing – In a haunting echo of history, China’s Great Wall 2.0 project stands as a modern-day monument to a dystopian reality. Shockingly, the rebuilt wall, intended to symbolize progress and unity, is already succumbing to decay, lasting less than two years – a stark contrast to the original Great Wall that endured for over…
The New Zealand Government has announced a new initiative where those seeking citizenship will treated as second-class citizens from the moment they file their citizenship application. The government explained the new process: “We’re all used to being treated as second-class citizens by the government, so why deprive would-be citizens of the same experience? From now…
Taiwan (the independent country of) – China finally admitted defeat today and called off its invasion of the island nation of Taiwan after failing to land a single hit. The Chinese military have admitted that he invasion attempt was short-sighted and will recalibrate their precision missiles, hopeful they might land a lucky hit next time…
