August 17, 2024 – The Capital Swap Nobody Saw Coming In a plot twist more suited to a satirical novel than real life, Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky and his armed forces have somehow ended up in Moscow after a triumphant march from Kursk. Not to be outdone, Russian President Vladimir Putin, buoyed by his successes…
Cambridge – In a groundbreaking linguistic development, English has announced plans to add more letters to its alphabet to accommodate the ever-expanding LGBTQI+ community. Linguists, in a move described as both progressive and excessively complicated, have decided that the existing 26 letters are simply not enough to capture the diversity of gender identities and sexual…
Villers-Bretonneux, France – The French have continued their spectacular tantrum over Australia’s cancellation of the diesel submarine deal with France, after a new deal was done with the UK and US for nuclear powered submarines. Australia had pointed out how ungrateful the French reaction has been given that more than a million Australian soldiers served…
Paris, France. September 23rd, 2021 – France, Estonia and Denmark announced their departure from the European Union today, in a move mirroring that of the UK in 2020. The group of countries said that they were so impressed with the UK’s exit that they would join them in creating the new France, UK, Estonia, Denmark…
Copenhagen, Denmark. September 14th 2021 – Western governments around the world have condemned Denmark for permitting their citizens too much freedom by removing all remaining COVID restrictions, including vaccine passports. US President Biden commented“how can the Danes call themself a democracy? They’re crazy, I mean, in Denmark people can just walk around unvaccinated, without a…
Brussels, August 31st 2020 – The EU has moved to ban the use of ibuprofen for headaches after an ill-informed endorsement by US President Trump. In an interview after the Republican National Convention last week, Trump admitted that the Democrat state governors’ handling of the BLM peaceful riots had given him a headache. When a…
