ISLAMABAD – BRICS has announced that the group would be renamed to PRICS after Pakistan was confirmed as replacing Brazil in the group of 5 countries. The loose coalition of countries that comprise PRICS, namely Pakistan, Russia, India, China and South Africa, confirmed that the new group naming better represented their values and what they…
Beijing – In a haunting echo of history, China’s Great Wall 2.0 project stands as a modern-day monument to a dystopian reality. Shockingly, the rebuilt wall, intended to symbolize progress and unity, is already succumbing to decay, lasting less than two years – a stark contrast to the original Great Wall that endured for over…
Xinjiang, China – A lack of microchips are not the only shortage facing foreign electronics manufacturers, as fears rise that China is running out of Uyghur Muslim slave labour. After years of enslaving the population of China’s Muslim province Xinjiang into labour camps, combined with forced sterilisation of Uyghur Muslim women, China now faces a…
Beijing, China – Chinese authorities have denied that the country is experiencing widespread power outages, instead claiming that there is no problem, they just can’t find the light switch. “Somebody turned off the lights in our most populous cities, it’s just we’re having trouble finding the light switch in the dark” said one official, although…
Beijing China – China state media is reporting that the nation’s all-round nice guy “Chairman of everything”, Xi Jinping, will be taking time off from genocide, subjugation and the seizing of territory from neighbouring nations, to star as “Pooh” in the upcoming Winnie the Pooh movie. Such a move has come as a surprise to…
Sydney, Australia – The Taliban has called on the Australian government to respect the democratic rights of Australians, nearly all of whom are perpetually confined to their homes under COVID home-detention edicts. Zabiullah Mujahid, the spokesman of the Afghan government, said “the Australian government has removed virtually all rights of Australians, we hereby call on…
Kabul, Afghanistan. August 28th 2020 – President Biden announced today that the US Air Force will fly sorties to provide air cover for ISIS, the Taliban and Afghan Army against ISIS, the Taliban and Afghan Army. The President confirmed to the press “We all know that the enemy of my enemy is my friend, so…
Kabul, Afghanistan. August 14th 2021 – The Taliban’s advance has come to a grinding halt at the gates of Kabul amid rumours of shortages of virgins for their fighters. For two decades, since the USA and allies entered Afghanistan, the Taliban has promised their fighters a generous benefits package in lieu of an actual salary….
Singapore. August 6th 2020 – If you’ve managed to hang on to more than one real-life friend over the course of the 2020 and 2021 COVID19 restrictions and live in Singapore, you’re going to have to get vaccinated. The Singaporean government, a shining beacon of democracy in South East Asia, is politely mandating that you…
Ulaanbaatar, Mongolia. December 15th, 2020 – The landlocked country of Mongolia has signed a deal with the United States to acquire six Ohio-class nuclear submarines. In a strategic move that is either a stroke of genius or sign that military planners have indeed suffered from a stroke, Mongolia intends on deploying the submarines on the…
