It is a period of civil war. Far leftists supporters of Democrat Presidential Nominee Biden, striking from woke urban city centers, have won their first victory against the evil Trump Administration. During the peaceful riots, Antifa spies managed to steal evidence of Trump’s Russian collusion. Pursued by Trump’s sinister Department of Homeland Security agents, Biden…
SAN FRANCISCO, California – Tech start-up and maker of artificial hearts “beats-for-keeps”, is threatening to terminate service to customers after a switch to a pay-per-beat model. The price increase will see the monthly cost to customers rise from approximately $300 to as much as $3000 per month, leaving many claiming the companies is heartless. A…
PHOENIX, Arizona, September 4th 2020 – Photos of Russian President Vladimir Putin hiding in a ballot box while wearing a MAGA cap at the 2016 US presidential elections have been leaked online, providing further evidence of Russian interference in US elections. A spokesperson said “we knew there was Russian inside interference, but didn’t expect they…
New York, USA – September 4th 2020 – MAGA has been rebranded “Make America Green Again”, in a move intended to take to fight for the White House directly to the Democrats. Trump said that a backbone policy of the new MAGA initiative was ensuring unemployed be required to pick up trash, reflecting the Republicans…
WASHINGTON D.C. September 3rd, 2020 – In a bid to save the economy from the perils of COVID-19, Democrat leaders have announced plans to euthanise it – the economy, not the virus. A spokesperson confirmed that they intended on ending all economic activity in the name of saving Americans and American businesses from the virus;…
WISCONSIN, USA, September 3rd 2020 – State leaders have defended the burning of towns and cities by peaceful protestors across America, claiming it will allow cities to grow stronger. An unnamed elected state official said “the burning down of a forest allows rejuvenation and regrowth, giving opportunities to smaller plants who had been systemically prevented…
Minneapolis, August 31st 2020 – After months of peaceful riots across multiple US cities, BLM has demanded that the government pay reparations for the damage inflicted on affected black communities. “The government forced us to burn down local businesses and communities, so they should pay reparations to all Blacks who have lost property and their…
Brussels, August 31st 2020 – The EU has moved to ban the use of ibuprofen for headaches after an ill-informed endorsement by US President Trump. In an interview after the Republican National Convention last week, Trump admitted that the Democrat state governors’ handling of the BLM peaceful riots had given him a headache. When a…
