Minneapolis, August 31st 2020 – After months of peaceful riots across multiple US cities, BLM has demanded that the government pay reparations for the damage inflicted on affected black communities. “The government forced us to burn down local businesses and communities, so they should pay reparations to all Blacks who have lost property and their livelihoods. The sooner the government restores our communities, the sooner we can continue to be heard by burning them down again!”
Democrat state leaders have said they support reparations being paid, and have insisted that President Trump take full responsibility for the state governors’ inaction against BLM’s peaceful right to riot. “If Trump hadn’t stolen the 2016 presidential election, we wouldn’t have had to let our cities burn in order to prove how guilty and racist he is. This is the real Trump, this is why we need a Democrat in the White House, and why the federal government should endorse payment of reparations to BLM and Black communities for the self-inflicted damage we’ve forced them to do”.
White community leaders who have lost their homes and businesses to the peaceful riots asked to comment, however this publication felt that extending First Amendment rights to those with pale skin pigmentation would only serve to extend their white privilege.