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France to expel Australian war dead, as submarine deal and relations go nuclear

Villers-Bretonneux, France – The French have continued their spectacular tantrum over Australia’s cancellation of the diesel submarine deal with France, after a new deal was done with the UK and US for nuclear powered submarines. Australia had pointed out how ungrateful the French reaction has been given that more than a million Australian soldiers served…

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Elderly And Disabled To Be Targeted for Police Brutality to Achieve Equity

Melbourne, Australia. September 19th, 2021 – After successfully bowling over an elderly woman who was participating in a protest and then pepper spraying her, police have confirmed this will be incorporated into their standard operating procedures for handling protests. “The Victorian state police are proud to announce that we will be embracing an equal-opportunity approach…

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Western democracies condemn Denmark for allowing too much democracy

Copenhagen, Denmark. September 14th 2021 – Western governments around the world have condemned Denmark for permitting their citizens too much freedom by removing all remaining COVID restrictions, including vaccine passports. US President Biden commented“how can the Danes call themself a democracy? They’re crazy, I mean, in Denmark people can just walk around unvaccinated, without a…

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Taliban calls on Australia to respect democracy

Sydney, Australia – The Taliban has called on the Australian government to respect the democratic rights of Australians, nearly all of whom are perpetually confined to their homes under COVID home-detention edicts. Zabiullah Mujahid, the spokesman of the Afghan government, said “the Australian government has removed virtually all rights of Australians, we hereby call on…

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Australian ups the ante, sends vaccine-refusers to labour camps

Christmas Island, Australia. September 3rd, 2021 – The Australian Government today announced that Australians who refused to be vaccinated will be relocated to labour camps “for their own safety”. The labour camps will be set up on Christmas Island, an Australian territory approximately 1500km (1000 miles) northwest of the mainland, at the site of the…

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