Wellington – In a master-stroke of progressive legislating, the New Zealand government has eliminated gun crime by making the purchase, sale and ownership of guns illegal. The Prime Minister boasted “with no legal way to obtain or own guns, we’ve obviously removed all means by which criminals can acquire guns. Surely even the most hardened…
ISLAMABAD – BRICS has announced that the group would be renamed to PRICS after Pakistan was confirmed as replacing Brazil in the group of 5 countries. The loose coalition of countries that comprise PRICS, namely Pakistan, Russia, India, China and South Africa, confirmed that the new group naming better represented their values and what they…
Beijing – In a haunting echo of history, China’s Great Wall 2.0 project stands as a modern-day monument to a dystopian reality. Shockingly, the rebuilt wall, intended to symbolize progress and unity, is already succumbing to decay, lasting less than two years – a stark contrast to the original Great Wall that endured for over…
The New Zealand Government has announced a new initiative where those seeking citizenship will treated as second-class citizens from the moment they file their citizenship application. The government explained the new process: “We’re all used to being treated as second-class citizens by the government, so why deprive would-be citizens of the same experience? From now…
Palm Beach, Florida – The judge overseeing the FBI raid on Mar-a-Lago has agreed to re-redact the unredacted affidavit redaction. The re-redacted filing provides no insight into the motivation for the FBI raid on Trump’s residence, as demonstrated in the excerpt below: ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛the FBI⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ were asked ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ by ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ President Joe Biden ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ to undertake…
Wellington, New Zealand – Breaking research released today has confirmed fears that those with COVID are now the most likely group to spread the virus. Previously health authorities and politicians had understood that the virus was spread by the unvaccinated, regardless of whether they currently had the virus or not, however this latest research has…
Taiwan (the independent country of) – China finally admitted defeat today and called off its invasion of the island nation of Taiwan after failing to land a single hit. The Chinese military have admitted that he invasion attempt was short-sighted and will recalibrate their precision missiles, hopeful they might land a lucky hit next time…
The government has announced that unemployment benefits will be increased by generous $1.50 a week from January 1st, a change that we’re assured will lift of children millions out of poverty. A senior government official explained, “parents across the nation will be relieved to know that their elected officials not only give billions of dollars…
Kansas, USA – Vice President Kamala Harris is to take on the role of the Wicked Witch of the West in the upcoming remake of “The Wizard of Oz” movie. The Producer was ecstatic, “we searched the nation auditioning to find an actor with the best witchy cackle in the country to play the part…
New York, USA – America’s poor and middle class are celebrating skyrocketing prices, after having suffering through decades of “stubbornly low” inflation. With inflation on the rise, those of us who are not part of the wealthiest 1% of society can look forward to consumer prices keeping up with or even exceeding the increases seen…
