August 17, 2024 – The Capital Swap Nobody Saw Coming In a plot twist more suited to a satirical novel than real life, Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky and his armed forces have somehow ended up in Moscow after a triumphant march from Kursk. Not to be outdone, Russian President Vladimir Putin, buoyed by his successes…
Sydney – In a stunning display of democratic innovation, Australia has unveiled a groundbreaking amendment to its voting system that has left citizens both amused and befuddled. The Land Down Under, known for its unique wildlife and unapologetically bizarre politics, has once again raised eyebrows with a voting reform that ties the sacred act of…
Cambridge – In a groundbreaking linguistic development, English has announced plans to add more letters to its alphabet to accommodate the ever-expanding LGBTQI+ community. Linguists, in a move described as both progressive and excessively complicated, have decided that the existing 26 letters are simply not enough to capture the diversity of gender identities and sexual…
Miami – In the hearings today, President Donald Trump had his case dismissed after he identified as “innocent”. Mr Trumps surprising embrace of identity politics surprised the judge, who as a strong Democrat had no choice but to affirm Mr Trump in his self-identification. Legal scholars were left scrambling to find precedent for such a…
Jerusalem – In a stunning display of diplomacy, Israel have recently implemented a revolutionary approach to deal with the Hamas and Palestinians in the aftermath of the October 7th 2023 attacks on Israeli civilians. Instead of resorting to a ground incursion, missile strikes and artillery barrages, the IDF (Israel Defense Force) have chosen a path…
Florida – In a shocking turn of events, the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) has descended upon former President Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago resort, deploying a 500 heavily armed agents on a mission dubbed “Operation Missing Memorabilia.” The objective: to unearth the truth behind allegations that Trump made off with more than just memories from his…
Washington DC – In a mind-bending twist of legal acrobatics, the Supreme Court of the United States has shocked the nation by ruling, in a self-reflective turn of events, that the Supreme Court itself is invalid. In a 5-4 decision, the highest court in the land has declared its own existence null and void, leaving…
Canberra, Australia – In a move that has left Australians scratching their heads, Prime Minister is steering the nation into uncharted democratic waters with a proposal that introduces a mind-bending paradox. Brace yourselves, because Australia is seriously contemplating a national referendum on the very concept of holding referendums, and it turns out, breaking free from…
New Delhi – In a plot twist that could either be a diplomatic masterpiece, the “Five ‘I’s” have burst onto the international scene in a blatant attempt to upend the standing of the “Five Eyes” nations of Australia, Canada, New Zealand, the United Kingdom and the United States. The “5 I’s” alliance, featuring India, Indonesia,…
In a plot twist that even the best satirists couldn’t cook up, African nations are throwing their hats into the reparations ring, demanding billions in compensation for the British blockade that ended the Atlantic slave trade. Representatives from the African Union argue that the blockade, which forced the end of the transatlantic slave trade by…
